Not Weather Chat Pink Tee

For those allergic to small talk at the school gate, a fun way to show you're up for real talk (from my poem 'The School gate') *see below for poem*

Available in colours Pink & White, great quality tees to withstand the forecast of motherhood! (white is a separate listing)

Comfort Colours soft ring-spun cotton fabric with 100% cotton threads.

See photos for size chart (sizing is true to size)

We're doing frazzled in style x

Full poem:

The School Gate

Truthfully, I wish I was better
At prattling on about the weather
About the kids and what they’re learning
Like nothing else inside is burning.

Here all I am is someone’s mum
A 5 minute window to talk like one
The questions are short, the answers are shorter.
Chats are vanilla, as thin as water.

But I smile along, and I try my best
But my problem is this, I cannot say less.
My words are clipped, my mind’s on the run
And I know you are more than ‘so and so’s mum’.

I want your storms, not weather chat
Give me all of the details, I’m better with that.
Your humour, homelife, rebellion, grit
And I know it’s my fault that my small talk is shit

I don’t know how to give
Just a little bit.

*INTERNATIONAL TRACKING *If you are not in New Zealand or Australia and want to pay for tracking please see additional listing called 'tracking'. While these can be tracked using a special identification number, additional tracking allows you to track the item yourself.

For preorders: Please allow up to 3 - 4 weeks for item to dispatch